The Ground Hog-ese Liberation Army and Hedge Hog Alliance,
led by "Big Daddy" Mustafa and Carrie Hearst, kidnapped heiress to the
Rutland Fried Dough Fortune, took over the Channel 15 studio and delivered
their February 2 Manifesto: In the name of Phoebe,
We will fight the shameful exploitation of small furry mammals everywhere!"
They escaped and made an exit before they could be apprehended by the
authorities. They are still at large and armed with multi-colored pool
noodles.
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